Oh y'know

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

My beloved mutuals are turning my 0 note flop posts into 1 note cult classics

the two headed calf smoking twice as many marlboro red core packs as usual

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

do some people know they’ll be inscribed into my heart forever no matter the silence and the distance and most of all no matter the time

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

If you are a collector of any kind, especially a vintage toy collector, you need to remember that YOU are the one who runs the market. It's your job to be a cheapskate. Never buy anything you think is overpriced, always scour facebook, yard sales, flea markets, etc., lowball people on second hand marketplaces to the point they get angry at you. Never let yourself be fooled into beliving this plastic cat is worth 70$

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that