Jspice 🌿

Galaxies are yurinating...

don't say it like that

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

[id: graffiti on the base of a concrete overpass where previous grafiti has been covered over with gray paint multiple times. In black all-caps handwriting, it reads: "What kind of paint are you using to paint over this? Because if it is latex, its probably way too cold for it, you want good adhesion, you need like at least 40°-45°. Maybe wait till it warms up a little, I mean what's the big rush? Like, I'm in a rush now but our situations are different" /end id]

good response to a lotta shit you see online can just be "what do you mean we"

another one for you: "i don't know i think it might be a bit more complex than that"

also: "i don't think this is actually a real problem"

sending pictures of me drunk and crying with a gun to my head in response to every job rejection email i receive and the subject line is stuff like "this is your fault" "i will be haunting you" etc

they greebled him

before 2023 end anyone wanna tell me if they're the thing

kicked out of the debate for interrupting all my opponent's arguements by saying "me when i'm a dipshit idiot" and then threatening to kill them in increasingly erotic tones