i hope this hurts

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

It never fails that you'll finish a horror book and all the goodreads reviews are "there was horror in this book :/ 1/5"

dont come into my house acting like a baby centipede

In a shit mood. Release the locusts

New shoes

unhelpful aubergines

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

i know folks are gonna call me a pedo for this one, but i grew up seeing my mom and grandma naked. they had health issues and at times needed care and help showering. and i truly think more kids need to be shown the nonsexual reality of naked women at a young age. there is nothing sexual about my grandmothers breasts, they were simply body parts. more women die of heart attacks because people are too afraid of breasts to do real chest compressions, because they are scared to touch their breasts. the sexualization of our bodies literally kills us. i need people to be more normal about naked bodies and i'm 100% serious.