i hope this hurts

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

ill never forget the dream i had about this show on nickelodeon that was kind of like malcom in the middle and even stevens and it was called Bitchboy Naughty and like every time they went to a commercial it would fade out w/ kids singing “Bitchboy naughtyyyyyy’ i wish u could hear this tune bc its been stuck in my head for months

i like you so much i'm putting our names into the love tester on GirlsGoGames

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

trap for a sexist father of young girls where the whole thing is set up like a princess tea party with billy and the victim needs to ingest a whole pot of poisoned tea without getting sick or breaking character or the room is flooded with sparkly pink neurotoxin