Gem 💎

The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

“i asked chatgpt-” ohhh ok so nothing you are about to say matters at all

My manager was in the break room with me and she said 'I don't ever remember oranges being THIS hard to peel' and I just responded 'they're making them harder to peel' without thinking and she looked and me and said. Why?

mens thighs!!!!! in slutty shorts!!!!!!!!!!

dating simulator where it starts normal but it slowly becomes clear that all of the romanceable characters are attempting to cover up an extremely specific murder they committed a year ago before you arrived

"Kill them with kindness" wrong. Gengar use shadow ball

My friend sometimes brings her six-year-old to our DnD sessions and my husband (the DM) lets her roll for all enemy attacks and sometimes he will show her a few figures and let her secretly pick what creature we meet next. Who needs encounter tables when you have a first-grader around

She cheers when the monster is winning.

he only got two eyes

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

is it working

Yes

well if you're not busy tonight maybe you could come over and we could tremble together