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Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

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you just dont get it my car likes it when i change lanes without using the blinker. yea she moans a little. shes one of those new cars that warns you when youre veering out of lane and I just rub her wheel and say its normal for girls and she goes crazy for it. shes really vanilla though so i can do it when theres no other cars close by and she still gets a thrill out of it

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idk how people whistle loud as fuck with their fingers in their mouth because my whistle is little + frail + delicate and every time i try to exploratorily figure it out myself i fail and just end up looking like i'm giving somebody the worst most amelia bedelia type hand blowjob of their life

“like i'm giving somebody the worst most amelia bedelia type hand blowjob of their life” what does this mean?

my surgeon told me after, "that's the biggest cyst of synovial fluid i've ever pulled out of someone" and made a gesture like a ping pong ball size 😳

Woah... Not everyone can flex that...

and if "ping pong ball sized" doesn't sound that impressive for a cyst, consider that it was trapped in between my achilles tendon & the bone

it should be noted that the whole synovial cyst thing was secondary, the main point of the surgery was to trim an overstretched ligament to remove the slack and re-anchor it in the bone so it actually stabilizes the joint. luckily this happens on the same sort of "onion-layer" of the foot as the cyst was in, so he was able to do it all in one operation with one (very long) incision. so between resizing and re-anchoring the ligament, cleaning the synovial fluid out of the hairline crack, removing the cyst, and opening the flap-tear in the joint sac wider so the body notices & heals it on its own, it was a big day for bunny foot

spoke to my surgeon again today, he used the word "humongous" to describe the cyst and as we discussed pain management he said "well of course you're in pain, i scraped your bones"

whatever. and i mean that

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