Laura5407

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

i wanna bring this back around to say i have won the last 2 times, maybe my girlfail arc is ending

Auto-dubbing is a thing on youtube now and I have never felt such personal white hot rage at a feature before

Most AI features, moment to moment, I feel either indifferent or annoyed by. Hearing an approximated performance in english while trying to watch a non-english video actually makes me angry. It's insulting

And on the subject of fucking my pussy:

Right! Anyway the idea: once my pussy is bolted on and in fighting shape I’m gonna throw a big house party and have a big bowl with numbers and you pull a number and then like a deli when your number comes up you can come and break me in 🩷

Also I should specify this isn’t a sex thing. It’s really a justification to throw a big, old fashion house party. I want 6ft heroes (obvi an Italian and an American, and maybe the chicken cutlet mozzarella) and bean dip and like 3 bowls of different chips and lots of 2 liters and a few pizzas and TONS of liquor so we can make shitty mixed drinks, and beer pong and video games and good music and lots of laughs and maybe a movie and people smoking weed in the back and having a great time and and and andddddd

I was told you need a 6ft American??? I'm that

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

worst part abt election season is seeing ads that say Candidate Y is a radical communist who wants to abolish christianity and give everyone drugs and then I get all excited and I look up Candidate Y and they're just a center-right liberal who thinks we should maybe rename the Racism Is Okay Memorial Park

laios is perhaps the only character not to get the "they mentioned their favorite food once and the fandom makes it their whole personality" treatment. his favorite food is cheesecake and absolutely nobody cares