Flexin On Socrates

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

Fully Immersive experience

this to me is what it means to be a guy. to be a boyfriend. i think about this post all the time

Terraria in Journey mode

my ex wife sent an assassin on me but i sent an assassin on that assassin & they fell in gay love & now they’re having sex in my guest bathroom

Dark Elton John

Austin Powers

the line “your worst sin is that you’ve betrayed and destroyed yourself for nothing” is so raw you’d think it’s from a destiel fanfic or even hetalia but it’s actually from dostoyevskys crime and punishment

[dies in the saw trap bc the little puppet video instructions played only once without subtitles so i don't know what i'm supposed to be doing]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?