Gay as Shit

Why does anyone try to fight a goose?

Sometimes the goose gives you no option

the most dangerous part about cannabis is the police

listen idgaf if you don’t like homestuck. i stopped caring about homestuck proper years ago. me and my people took. the characters we wanted and then developed them into better, less shitty characters. the true definition of our city now. andrew hussie’s homestuck means nothing to me. all i care about is the people’s homestuck.

this is an acurrate representation of how i tell a joke

it’s literally good for the soul to write shitty poetry and never show it to anyone

70,000 can’t be teeth, WRONG

I will never ever ever get tired of flowers

Someone make out w/ me to this for like 3 hours ok