DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE BLOODSHED

New idealogy i call it Alcohol Feminism

have yall heard about the 17lb cannibal cat named Baby Jesus

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

they just put the dead flag blues by godspeed you! black emperor on kidz bop 54

and the playground is all muddy with a thousand lovely water slides

i think one of the worst things the left wing internet ever did was push the idea that oppression is basically a virtue, and being oppressed is a sign of your morality. it has made it like…impossible for some of you to hold the idea that most people are privileged in some ways and oppressed in others. AND a lot of you seem to have it in your mind that terrible people cannot be oppressed, and that oppressed people cannot do terrible things, which is a dangerous rhetoric to hold imo.

i think every publisher should have to institute a ban on books that fail what i’m calling the “little life” and “what else?” tests