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were you in an artist’s top 0.5% of listeners or are you normal

they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it

the five seconds of what sounded like multiple climaxing marios was what really sold me on this post

none of those kids in Polar Express had names huh.

oh right they probably weren’t 13 yet okay

what the FUCK does that mean

You know what? Fuck you. *Unhelps your Hamburger*

in my defence it was a bit i was doing your honor

tbh tumblr and ao3 have subcultures that are impossible to explain to the average person. we all have bachelors degrees in nonsense discourse and certificates in fuckery. you think I can tell my irl friends “human pet guy reblogged my post and it’s upsetting” without explaining 5 different things? You think I can explain why I can’t watch Hamilton without thinking about the racefaking AIDS fanfic writer? I can’t unlearn this stuff. The neurological pathways in my brain are permanently rerouted

no way am I gonna have a blog in my 20s lmao

that kitty really went

no alcohol in this flask girl this is miso soup

Betty Crocker mutates your children

what the fuck. hey get this off my post