ELECTRIC COSMIC SQUELCH! The Cosmic Heart Beats!

i exit the gift shop in 22 layers of shirts with sayings like, "DON'T TALK TO ME UNTIL I'VE FINISHED MY PAPERWORK (THE PAPERWORK IS ENDLESS)" and "anguish. agony. atrophy." and "have you seen THIS man in your dreams?" with a disturbing photograph of a Frozen Figure on it. i've got finger puppets of the various limbs of a Gibbering Creature on all ten fingers and around THOSE i've got dangling nameplate keychains that all say "Bellhop" or "Concierge" or "Manager" on them

and like i don't really know what they mean as i am just a humble guest staying for the night but i am so enchanted by the gift shop i can't seem to help myself

even with the oversized cutesy luggage-themed tote bag which is constantly leaking blood and pus that i got to hold more gift shop goodies in, i am overwhelmed with the weight of the items i keep purchasing. but oh my god i just need ONE more, this burger baby figurine is just so ADORABLE i say as it bites into my flesh and i finally collapse

Red-thighed Frog (Leptodactylus rhodomerus), family Leptodactylidae, Valle del cauca, Colombia