Who would you want as the “main” main character if it couldn’t be Naruto? Part 4
Hashirama
Madara
Tobirama
Hiruzen
Danzo
Jiraiya
Tsunade
Orochimaru
Minato
Kushina
Kaguya
None from these/I only want Naruto as the ‘main’ main
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Who would you want as the “main” main character if it couldn’t be Naruto? Part 4
Hashirama
Madara
Tobirama
Hiruzen
Danzo
Jiraiya
Tsunade
Orochimaru
Minato
Kushina
Kaguya
None from these/I only want Naruto as the ‘main’ main

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Contender for funniest moments in Naruto: when Danzo tells Kakashi to kill Sarutobi, and Kakashi LITERALLY FUCKING SNITCHES ON HIM DIRECTLY TO SARUTOBI, who it is to be noted is also LITERALLY NINJA PRESIDENT DICTATOR, and Sarutobi just kinda goes "damn that's wild. He's my childhood friend tho. So." and it's just kinda left at that.
What do you MEAN Danzo didn't even get a slap on the wrist what do you MEAN there are no real long lasting effects of BEING CAUGHT RED HANDED TRYING TO CONVINCE SOMEONE TO MURDER THE HOKAGE ?????????
Funniest shit ever, I don't understand how Kakashi didn't immediatley go "ok I hesitated on killing u out of loyalty and hope u could do better but ur kind of proving the point here that ur a shitty biased Hokage who's willing to forgive anything as long as it's Danzo who's doing it"
Tobirama: I'm going to set the village up so that children don't get sent out to war to fight and die anymore.
Danzo: ...Anyways bring in the 5 year olds. Let's give these toddling bitches knives and explosives and have them murder grown adults. Let's steal small children from their families to train them to murder. Let's also experiment on little baby children.
Sneak peek of the piece I've drawn for @hashimada-zine!!
You know how in the war arc Naruto and Sasuke were rocking their signature outfits while Sakura, one of the three main characters of the show, was only given a basic NPC military uniform? That's one way to distinguish a literal main character from background characters...
I've given Sakura justice and redesigned her jonin outfit. I based it off her concept art outfit.

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this might be something answered in canon, but I don’t remember— when an uchiha does a double eye transplant (specifically one such as Madara or Sasuke, taking their siblings’ eyes) is there any transferral of memories?
Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.
"hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay" are you hearing yourself right now. be serious
I didn't think drawing a Naruto and Straw Hat crossover would be so much fun!
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not doomed by the narrative but saved by the narrative. yeah i know you'd rather die than keep suffering but the story doesn't actually care what you want. you have to keep going, even when it hurts. even being erased from existence won't stop you from being salvaged from the wreckage of un-being. get up. keep pushing. keep bleeding. keep living.
Trope I will never get tired of: A calling B by their actual name (instead of their usual nicknames) and it immediately alerting B that something is Very Wrong

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which one of these DOES NOT happen in Naruto
Man makes his hand-mouths make out with each other
There's a girl who climaxes when you bite her. Biting her heals you
Death cult that grants you immortality flops due to the only member dying
Akatsuki rings hold power to unseal The Moon Lady
3rd Hokage says that a 9 year old orphan is evil incarnate
The fabled "so powerful that if you use it, it kills you" jutsu kills nobody
A guy absorbs his lord and tries to become him
Konoha has a special torture unit. They give children written exams
Aliens are canon. They fight aliens from that point on
Main character gets replaced by Some Guy. The guy loses relevaI nce after an arc
You can't trick me! ALL of these happened
I watched/read Naruto and know the answer
We should bring back duels except they’re just those slap battles. I want to be able to challenge someone to a duel and then just. Slap the shit out of them. They can even slap me first I don’t give a shit as long as I get to legally, without consequence, and possessing of no hard reasoning, slap this person in a public setting
“i’ll become your eye and see the future with you”
What is the *weirdest* reason you’ve ever seen someone dislike an anime?

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Every so often I think “learning new things is hard. How can I get good at this skill/know this knowledge/perform this art when the gap between where I am and where I want to be is so large?” And then I realize. I do that all the time with no fear at all, no worry about inadequacy or failure. Because what is entering a new fandom if not learning something I did not know before? What is entering a new fandom if not gathering new knowledge, committing more lore to memory, gathering new names and faces???
Not to get too deep about fandom, but what is it if not the one form of learning where we don’t fear inadequacy, and instead know we will be accepted regardless of our achievements?
Sakumo go get your fucking dog son.
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