what the fuck even is the naruto timeline

Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.

"hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay" are you hearing yourself right now. be serious

not doomed by the narrative but saved by the narrative. yeah i know you'd rather die than keep suffering but the story doesn't actually care what you want. you have to keep going, even when it hurts. even being erased from existence won't stop you from being salvaged from the wreckage of un-being. get up. keep pushing. keep bleeding. keep living.

Trope I will never get tired of: A calling B by their actual name (instead of their usual nicknames) and it immediately alerting B that something is Very Wrong

We should bring back duels except they’re just those slap battles. I want to be able to challenge someone to a duel and then just. Slap the shit out of them. They can even slap me first I don’t give a shit as long as I get to legally, without consequence, and possessing of no hard reasoning, slap this person in a public setting

What is the *weirdest* reason you’ve ever seen someone dislike an anime?

I'm not an Orochimaru apologist but I am a Orochimaru enjoyer. Like, he very much did a lot of things wrong, but the war crimes make him interesting.