Hashirama: *look of dawning horror* wait. You brought a child to the battle?
Madara: yes? Only as a lookout, though. I know your clan, under your orders, is honorable enough not to kill a child. He’s safe.
Hashirama: you misunderstand. *whips around to Touka* TOUKA. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BROTHER
Madara: what???
Tobirama: *sees child*
Tobirama: *calmly, in a regular even voice* who brought the child?
Hashirama: fuck, he scares me
Tobirama: *picks up kid*
Touka: double fuck
Madara: what is going on?? Why are you freaking out??? Why is the white demon holding my cousin?!?!
Tobirama: ah, he’s your cousin? *hits Madara over the head* well, he’s mine now. No take backs. *leaves with the kid*
Madara:
Hashirama:
Izuna: what the fuck just happened
Touka: Tobi has an adoption problem.
