The Green Eyed Procrasinator

This is like a round of cards against humanity

awkward when you have a ship full of gay pirates encountering a puzzle with a heteronormative answer.

I think the scariest thing is I legit can’t tell if this is satire or an actual news article.

This is such a beautiful and amazing self-own.

delicious

There comes an age in every person’s life where wandering through your neighborhood woods turns from just having fun to being very creepy.

some ppl who grew up with siblings didnt rly Grow Up With Siblings. like if you and your brother are 10 yrs apart u just dont get it… if you had siblings within 3yrs of your age you had the genuine experience of primitive undeveloped human brains pummeling the shit out of each other because none of us have developed frontal cortices and the laws of man don’t apply in the confines of this house

She continues to rule

in case you need to be reminded to be kind to yourself today.

Petition for Chris Evans to put on the captain America outfit and physically fight Donald trump

If you follow his twitter, I think he is like *this close*

Chris Evans is the hero we need

anyway, abusive women are just as bad as abusive men.