i back

I didn’t watch supernatural because it’s a monster hunting show but I never saw a single person talk about the monsters. bad sign

imagine a giant monster following you around and picking you up and kissing you all the time. that’s what my cat lives with every day

mr darcy lived in derbyshire so he sounds like. lizzeh. ah lov yew moost ahhdentleh

wait the places in pride and prejudice are real?

england is indeed real

Crying

the four seasons total landscaping thing is unfortunately extremely funny

I wanna know the perspective of the receptionist at that landscaping firm who was told that the president wanted to speak outside their garage and was like okay

the four seasons total landscaping thing is unfortunately extremely funny

I wanna know the perspective of the receptionist at that landscaping firm who was told that the president wanted to speak outside their garage and was like okay

They CALL IT Getty images because you getty the images!!!!!!!!!!

can we kiss please please please I promise you I won't poison you again please

ARNGEIR????

not to be political on main but i think we should probably be making things easier for people

If anyone deserves a raise it’s the employee from four seasons total landscaping who answered the phone and went “yup, we can set up a podium and everything” and just acted like nothing was out of the ordinary.

He like it

I’m crying

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN