I’m A Good Lion

> they don’t practice programming in the hyperbolic time chamber

That is actually hilarious, thank you for this addition

NGL, if I was alive in 80 BC, that would make me believe in god. Couldn’t be a more obvious hint lmao.

Yep.  It also correlates extremely strongly with an increasing decrease of violent crime.  One of the symptoms of low level constant lead exposure is increased aggression and volatility. 

“Unknown scientist”? That was Clair Cameron Patterson.

Gas companies are still so mad at him he’s “unknown scientist”, know his name

Daily reminder that health and safety standards like these are what politicians mean when they talk about “deregulation.”

Im sorry but quidditch leugues renaming the sport because Rowling sucks is infinitely funnier than any post bitching about hogwarts houses. Like she invented it and they're like "nah ours now fuck off." Love that energy. Leave her with nothing.

Still think AirPods are lame as hell I wish people went back to making fun of them

thinking about anti-role models. people you look at like "well whatever i'm gonna be in life it's not gonna be that"

parents

do kids these days know about glomping?

What is that?

What the fuck?

The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost; for none now live who remember it.

animated movies also need to go back to hiring voice actors because voice actors are voice actors and screen actors fucking aren’t