off the grid

u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99  

I’m biting my lip from making a smart comment

*sext to yo man*

I mean☕️🌚 someone gon have to say it eventually…

SCREAMING

Someone please say it

I’m done…..lolol….this is true but I’m done

Yall triflin lmfao

😈🌚….

Lol this is hilarious

I don’t get it😩

The suspense is killing me 😂

Lmaooo

Y'all need to stop 😂😂😂

Reblogging again for the shade, but the truth is backed by health science LMAO

So ain’t nobody gonna actually say it 😂😂

Don’t you dare fuckin say it.

This is a concept fa dat ass.

I’m holding my breath about to pop!!! Don’t y'all dare!

gah damn i love tumblr so much

Lmao !!!

*internally screams out answer*

lmfaooo why do I live for posts like these though?

Ha the last one

I’ve reblogged this for weeks and still nothing…SENSATIONAL

Just followed all y'all cuz we all know the answer, but holding it like the secret Krabby Pattie Formular

somebody please say it 😩

noooooOOOOOAP

After all this, no body gonna say anything 😂😂

Omfg

lmao!! Fact… Keep it going!!!

SHIT, I’LL SAY IT

LMAOO I LOVE THIS

👀🤔

Here for this

Oh Lord do I ever want to

Don’t fool yourself into thinking ladies were demure and silent in the past. 

I would like more female characters being this open

Oh shit. No. Shit. Thank you

Just gonna reblog this out of gratitude because I actually did forget…

I’m so great full for everyone that is reblogging this. I totally forgot to take mine

I think that there is some sort of unspoken fairy godparent thing where you see this, realize that you forgot your meds, and rebagel it because if you forgot someone else must have. And in our turn we all take care of each other, even if we don’t know it.

seein middle school girls in forever 21 is frightening cause im in college and i cant tell which one of us isnt supposed to be shopping here

I’ve worked at a Forever 21 for over two years and I still have no idea what age we’re marketing to

So, tumblr’s 10 year old today. instead of doin the usual routine and jokin about what an apocalyptic sci-fi hellscape it is and roast its management, I just wanna say; I appreciate this weird old place. I’ve had some great times here. some bad times, and some legitimately surreal times too. But I can sincerely say I don’t think I’d be the same person or met as many wonderful people if I’d never signed up for this weird, weird, weird, absolute nightmare of a blogging site. I… love you tumblr, somehow, and if I can’t say it today then I never will. Thanks tumbl. Please fix your site

pls let this be the start of a trend

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

ok y'all this is crazy i reblogged this today and i just got offered a job. what the fuck

Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’

could also work in french: “où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire”

The ultimate pun

WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK PUN

The pun heard ‘round the world. 

This is what we’ve all been waiting for.

Big ole’ pigs.

Reblogging because I feel so misinformed about pigs right now. My life is a lie.

Actually, I can vouch for Texas, my brother lives there.

your brother