Just here to have fun

“Would you fuck your clone” Boring question, easily answered. The real question is if you would top or bottom for your clone

Thinking about Xie Lian and Quan Yizhen sparring in the heavens and scaring the shit of everyone because it’s just two absolute tanks throwing boulders at each other or some other insane nonsense.

“My daughter is fine!” your son has listened to ego renegade boy twenty times in a row and is currently plotting your murder

for him, acting affectionate is something selfish. like. LIKE!?!? what's the LOGIC inside his brain??? why does he think he has to tamp down his affections towards others!?!?!?!

“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

The Flower of Eightfold sorrows does what transphobes tell trans men that testosterone will do to them

sorry i got a boner when u said something really heartfelt and sweet and held me and reassured me that im okay. theres a lot of wires crossed in my poor diseased brain when it comes to that sort of thing

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.