Unladylike

we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

Yes, it was frequently The Simpsons.

Suicidal Naan

Dyslexia pesto

weak central coherence taco

Dissociation buffalo wing

Time blindness broccoli beef

@counting-horses

Time Blind Tater

Anxiety 🥕

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

oh i'm going to misusle and straight up fuckle this knowledge so badly

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men

Happy Pride