My Lonely Angel

i have no idea why this made me laugh so hard.

if violet incredible isn’t a lesbian in the new film they can keep it

What the FUCK

She’s a child???

lesbians just magically appear after turning 18 years old apparently

people in the notes saying she can’t be cause she had a crush on… the popular guy at her school… as if that isn’t the story of every lesbian who’s ever lived

He looks like he’s getting happier and happier

Wait, for real??

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?

oh my god I can’t stop crying

From a strictly marketing standpoint. This is the best ad of all time. Like…well fucking done Google.

I’m not crying you’re crying

so ready for 2018. let’s do this.

these fbi memes are so fucking funny i showed that last video to the agent watching me n she went “SCREAMINGGGG US” 

#big comfy couch was soo fucking real about it

This explains so much about my life

I never thought I would reblog the Big Comfy Couch on this blog…

Why WOULDN’T you reblog Big Comfy Couch on your blog?

That was perfect * claps*

I’m over here dying to have a wife and straight men are still making “marriage ruined my life” jokes. Like? Buddy? First of all that’s never been funny. Second, if you don’t want your wife I’ll take her

​if ppl joke about marriage ruining whatever… bro, you shouldn’t have gotten married and your wife deserves more.

I find myself having to ask this question constantly but as a straight dude am I allowed to reblog this because I relate so hard

Absolutely! I wrote this from a lesbian perspective but I think it’s great that there’s straight guys who can relate. Cherishing your partner should be a universal thing

corporate marketing exec: so, what are the kids into these days, eating tide pods? frogs? me, scrolling frantically through the data: ma'am, apparently it’s “loving and cherishing your life partner of any gender”

fuck