the gloomy nun

BEN: A clock is right four times a day, if you think about the minute hand and the second hand. Thank you… MARCUS: [laughs] BEN: The minute hand and the hour hand and the second hand- HENRY: No- BEN: It could be right six times a day! MARCUS: [still laughing] HENRY: No Kissel, no, I’m like, I’m literally about to start crying blood. It’s- BEN: No, if you think about- HENRY: No- BEN: The hour is correct, HENRY: It’s- they’re not two separate- ! BEN: So it’s 2 pm, and then it’s- HENRY: No, asshole, no no no- BEN: Fifteen minutes- HENRY: You can’t just say, no no no no no, it can’t just be- BEN: So, it could actually be right six times a day. MARCUS: [still laughing] HENRY: You are incorrect. BEN: And- HENRY: You are thinking about a clock completely wrong. A time is the coordination of the minute hand and- BEN: [laughs] Yes… MARCUS: All three! All three! Minute, hour- HENRY AND MARUCS: and second! HENRY: So it can only be twice! [overlapped talking] BEN: And individually, individually, they can also be correct. MARCUS: Well no, that would mean it would be correct 24 times in a day. HENRY: It is- BEN: Why. MARCUS: Becau- If you’re only counting the minute hand? BEN: No I’m not just counting the minute hand! HENRY: I… want… to retire, from the podcast. BEN: Well, hey, buddy. HENRY AND MARCUS: [laughing] BEN: Wait a couple of years, and then you can get whatever clock you want. I mean I dunno what kinda… HENRY: [wailing in anguish] BEN: Probably, maybe- HENRY: [wailing in anguish] BEN: Wanna get, probably, probably wanna get a clock that’s right more than two times a day. Idiot here… HENRY: [wailing in anguish] Oh, god, oh god! BEN: Cretin I guess.

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