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puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

just put my joint out on the open mind of a child searing it and instantly destroying his ability to dream or imagine. sad but i don't care

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

in the middle of crying for no reason i was interrupted by the sounds of one of my neighbors blasting "shadow the hedgehog pissed on my fucking wife" so loud it echoed around the courtyard outside

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

*goes back to jerkin it*