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The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

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hi this drives me crazy
canon is what happens in the text. e.g. merlin tries to poison morgana
a headcanon is a fact that you have personally made up as an elaboration of canon. it is your invention. e.g. i think morgana and gwen had a teenage lesbian situationship before the events of canon. or, i think modern morgana would love evanesence.
an interpretation is how one reads the existing text. it is not an invented fact nor is it a headcanon, it is a reading. e.g. i think merlin tries to poison morgana out of misplaced self-hatred. or, i think that one line was delivered with suppressed malice and shows a nuanced relationship.
fanon is the general fandom’s accepted headcanons and interpretations that elaborate or recontextualize canon. e.g. merlin is a badass waif and morgana is a bitch.
these are all different words with different meanings.
and a cannon is a large mounted gun, usually on wheels, that uses explosives to fire projectiles.
such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style
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regret giving people access to me i should’ve been nothing but your paralysis demon

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I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare
a lot of people are reblogging this saying that most "lazy" people are actually just disabled or that the concept of laziness itself is a product of our society's obsession with productivity. this is all true, but it is not my point.
even if someone WAS just lazy and simply didn't want to do anything but lie on the couch and watch tv, they should still have these things. it's irrelevant whether some people aren't actually lazy because everyone, including hypothetical lazy people, should have their basic needs met.
if we have the resources to do it, there is no defense of letting people die because they don't want to work, and much less because they can't.
I don't want lazy people to have basic necessities because they "actually" deserve them because they ARE working or CAN'T work. I want lazy people to have basic necessities because they are people, and we shouldn't leave them to die when we have the resources not to.
i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way
when youre aromantic you still get dead wife flashbacks but its just about that really fucking good sandwich you ate last week
on another note i know i’ve ranted about this before but im mad about it again
true crime has done irreparable fucking damage to middle class white women
every time i see some middle class white mom of two saying “girlies! you need to get a visible tattoo because then a rando won’t try to snatch you in broad daylight in the middle of the walmart checkout to put you into sex trafficking!” i get pissed off because you are NOT the primary target of trafficking! poor children of colour in underdeveloped countries, indigenous women, sex workers, these are the people in danger!
true crime podcasts always talk about the rare instance a middle class white woman is taken and so these true crime girlies only ever hear about it happening to women like them and start thinking they’re the main target, but if there were a true crime podcast for every poor non-white child who has been trafficked there wouldn’t be enough data centres in the entire world to hold them all! the fact that white women are the focus of these things is because society only gives a shit about white women, and turns a blind eye when women of colour are the ones being victimized!
i’m not saying that middle class white women are completely safe in society, far from it. but the fact that these podcasts prioritize stories of white women is because of white supremacy, and comes with the underlying sentiment of “these stories matter because they happened to the group of people it’s not supposed to happen to”, and the way white women are eating it up and making themselves the centre of the issue is a huge fucking problem
it’s an extension of why the reaction to palestine was so different from the reaction to ukraine
it all boils down to “it’s fine when it happens to them (poor people, sex workers, people of colour, trans people) because they’re the people it’s supposed to happen to, so when it happens to people it isn’t (middle class white women, white ukrainians) that makes it actually matter!”
it’s fucking white supremacy all the way down!
here in canada there’s a major city where there is very likely a serial killer who targets indigenous women. there was good evidence that several bodies of indigenous women were in the city’s landfills. so what happened? it became a huge multi-year argument that spiralled into the conservatives actively campaigning on refusing to search the landfill because it was “too expensive”
thankfully they lost the election and the NDP government did search the landfill and have recovered a body (quickly and way under expected costs i might add) but the fact that sticks in my craw is that if those victims were white women there never would have been a debate. period. they would have searched the landfills without any fucking hesitation. but because those women were indigenous it became a fucking three ring circus
this shit would NEVER have been put on FUCKING BILLBOARDS if those women were white! and it’s all part of the same system of white supremacy that leads to true crime podcasts only discussing white victims, which then feeds into white women acting like the main targets
it’s all the same fucking shit
horror games and horror movies are also complicit in this btw
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and that’s how the monkey king joined the scripture seeker (real and true) (100% accurate)
this disability pride month lets be kinder to folks with moral ocd . no more “if you really care about this minority , you’ll reblog this post” , “someone will die if you don’t reblog this” , etc etc , and all other kinds of guilt tripping reblog bait . at the VERY LEAST tag your reblog bait so we can filter it out and avoid unnecessary spirals . it’s 2026 , we need to move past using guilt to get engagement .
I’ve legit seen people who say that having these spirals makes you a good person and that trying to manage your mental health at all makes you a bad person it’s fucking dire man.