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i wish it was like acceptable for a horror game to just be a kids horror game because i feel like the sorta cultural presence of a lot of mascot horror would be less annoying if they would just come out and say yeah this is a game intended for kids and if you as an adult enjoy it thats cool but children are the intended audience and you have to understand it within that context. but doing that would probably make it so it raised a few eyebrows when the game in question has merch ads everywhere so.

black tortoiseshell

While you were studying the blade, I was studying you. You're weak on your left side and your footwork could use improvement. Also I think I've fallen in love with you. Who said that.

my siblings friend just turned to me and said “[Gumy] sometimes you make sentences that no one has ever said before.” getting a good grade in tumblr accent

when all you have is a blorbo, every post looks like a nail

some people really do need to start reminding themselves that the answer to "why didn't the character just do [something entirely different]" is often simply "because then there wouldn't be a story"

Squeezing oc like a stress ball. Throwing oc at the wall like a tennis ball. Dribbling oc on the ground like a basket ball. Whacking oc with a club like golf ball. AND OTHER SUCH ACTIVIES THAT YOU CAN IMAGINE.

it makes me sad that the art of media criticism has been so thoroughly hijacked by people desperate to have a new lolcow that you have to put a million disclaimers about how you don’t want the creator to kill themselves when you critique their work

I'm sorry for (remembers I'm not sorry) You're welcome for all the character posting last night

People on the internet love to criticize work by Some Guy with zero institutional power like it's made by Disney Studios, and talk about Disney movies like they're made by their personal friend Amy, who is just trying her best,

btw if you comment on my fanfic to say you've been talking about it with your friends then i do love you but you do need to tell me what they said also. in fact when you make such a comment you should send authors the discord logs. its important. for our health