Now I am become sleep, destroyer of awake

all the leaves are brown (alllllll the leaaaaves are brown)

and the sky is gay

(and the sky is gay)

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

idk why but i feel like being a punk is for he/hims and doing ballet is for she/hers

a good meal can leave you flat on your back helpless tender and open, a good poem can set your head on fire, a good book can make you feel like the walls of the world have blown open, a good song can shift everything in your life just a little to the left. these are very serious things & not to be reckoned with

your level of education means nothing if you never learned any compassion

when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me

I'm really not a very angry person there's just a lot of rage inside me

There's something terrible boiling bubbling under my skin ready to burst out of my chest but I'm a chill guy

Look, if you’re going to send me recommendations for comedy media, you need to understand that I’m the sort of person who can sit through an exquisitely crafted half-hour standup routine and barely crack a smirk, then stumble across a Tumblr post where the entire joke is somebody grotesquely mis-spelling a common word and lose it for like a minute straight.

This image is now funny for a different reason.

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

Okay I reblogged and got into the entrepreneurship program I wanted. This WORKS

Reblogging for some added help for the coming months

do you have a link to the images cause they’re a little small and compressed

Here’s the tweet I got it from

stick THAT in your bogo and bint it