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📅 Posted: March 16th 🖊️ Admin Note: Last blog update

We started this blog as a little gossip scroll for senators and side-eyes. A place for leaked toga pics, back-alley drama, and passive-aggressive anonymous posts. But now?

Now the city’s on fire. Literally! 😃

After Antony’s funeral speech, the crowd snapped like Brutus’s moral compass. People tore down the benches in the Forum. Set Cassius’s house on fire. Someone even lit Caesar’s cloak on the Capitol steps like it was a sacrificial offering. The streets echo with screams of “traitor!” and “Caesar lives in our hearts!” 🥸🥸

Rome is no longer debating. Rome is reacting.

Brutus and Cassius? Gone. Fled like shadows at sunrise. Their noble act? Rewritten by blood and Antony’s silver tongue. The people want vengeance, not virtue. And honestly? Who can blame them?💁‍♀️

This blog was never supposed to be history. But here we are. Etching the fall of Rome’s republic in real time. What started as satire became a funeral dirge.

✨ Remember: – Calpurnia warned him. – Brutus “loved” him. – Antony grieved him. – And the people? They burned it all down for him.

So here it is. The last post. No more tips, no more texts, no more “spotted” in bunny slippers. Just ash and aftermath.

📜 Rome, consider yourself warned: when you stab the body, the soul speaks louder.

📸 SPOTTED: Cassius & Brutus Hug It Out… Then Die

📅 Posted: March 16th

🚨 BREAKING: Okay, this is heavy.

After all the fighting, the bickering, the poetry, and the stabbing metaphors—Cassius and Brutus actually hugged. Like, real, tragic bro hug. (It was literally giving Viktor and Jayce)

And then? THEY DIED.💔💔

Cassius: Misread a battle, thought his BFF was captured. Had his servant kill him. Brutus: Found out Cassius died. Cried. Gave a final speech about honor and fell on his own sword like a tragic hero.

🕊️ RIP to the messiest pair of Roman icons.

📅 Submitted: March 16th

Found in the ruins of Brutus' tent, our staff has deciphered what was written: Brutus: “I’m sorry I left.” Brutus: “I thought I could fix Rome.” Brutus: “I think I broke everything instead.” Brutus: “Do you still believe in me?” Brutus: “Portia?”

📅 Posted: March 16th

🚨 BREAKING: Marc Antony has gone FULL petty warlord. He teamed up with Caesar’s nephew Octavius “Baby Face Killer” Caesar and this rando guy Lepidus to wage war on Brutus & Co.

👥 Group Chat Name: “Team Vengeance” 📈 Vibe: HBO’s Succession meets Real Housewives of Rome

Antony’s opening strategy?

“We’ll cut them down like wheat. Also, let’s decide who gets what provinces based on how our armor looks.”

📸 SPOTTED: Cassius Throwing Hands with Brutus?

📅 Posted: March 16th

🚨 BREAKING: IN A TENT. IN PUBLIC. These two were screaming at each other over who’s to blame for the total collapse of the Roman Republic.

Cassius: “I gave you the knife and THIS is how you lead??” Brutus: “Oh, I’m sorry, were we not committing organized murder for a BETTER Rome??”

Brutus hit him with a guilt monologue. Cassius cried. There was even a “STAB ME THEN!!” moment.

Cassius (literally): “Strike me if I’m so corrupt!” Brutus: “No?? I'm not doing this AGAIN.” Sources say Brutus is walking around like nothing’s wrong, casually planning a war like he didn’t just have a full emotional breakdown over friendship betrayal. Classic.

🥴 Witness: “He just told a soldier to sharpen the blades and then went back to quoting philosophy. Bro is NOT okay.”

🔥 Favorite Quote of the Day:

“There is a tide in the affairs of men…”

No one knows what that means but it sounded poetic so the army clapped.

📅 Posted: March 16th

🚨 BREAKING: He left the city and immediately started journaling like he was in a 2000s emo band. Like sir. You just helped murder your BFF and now you're journaling under a fig tree?🤡 A New Perspective Anyone?(get it!)

🖊️ Live look at his travel diary:

📅 Posted: March 16th

🚨 BREAKING: Roman citizens burning the Senate down, flipping cars, throwing scrolls like confetti. One guy is literally wearing Caesar’s bloody toga as a cape. (Hello?? 😭) You can hear the yelling of thousands🗣️ “They gave us the will! We’re getting that coin!” Meanwhile, Cassius and Brutus are GONE. Fled the city. We bet they didn’t even pack socks.

🕵️ Recovered by @ GhostsOfRome

📅 Submitted: March 16th

Uhm guys, I just think this is something interesting I received considering recent events so I submitted it to the tip line, I just got a new phone and maybe I got Caeser's old number??

Uhm fuh no?? I'm clapping back. 🚨

📅 Submitted: March 16th

HEYYY, so I'm typing this really fast because I was told to not even speak, and then Brutus (whoops, sorry, not sorry for the name drop) was like, "Oh, you can talk if u glaze my ahh", but I genuienly dk what to say so let me just drop what I will rn..🤕

They told me not to praise Caesar. They told me to speak only what was permitted. But how do you speak of a man who gave you everything, and was given nothing in return but daggers dude? 🥀🥀

They call him ambitious. Yet he wept for the poor. He refused the crown three times!! He filled our city’s coffers with the spoils of war. Was that ambition or service?

Brutus says he was dangerous. And Brutus is an honorable man... right? And yet Caesar’s cloak lies torn, soaked in twenty-three wounds each one a betrayal dressed in patriot’s robes. You say this was for Rome, but tell me: what kind of freedom is born in blood?

Oh Caesar my Shayla! 💔💔💔 You were the north star of Rome constant, guiding, blinding in thy light and now you lie in dust, struck down by those who called you friend.

I'm not here to stir the pot but to remind you. You once loved him. Do you love the men who murdered him just as easily?💁

🖤 – Just A Mourner

WE UP! Caesar is done! 🚨

📅 Submitted: March 16th

'Sup Romanssss,👅

So you know when there's too much silence you have to say or do something, in this case that action had to be what people are calling "betrayal"? 🤨🤨 Think of is this way. We all have that one person who desperately wishes for their ex back, we don't want them to get back with their ex. 🙄🙄They have ambitions far too great and so, you do what you can to stop them for the greater good of the friend group. But, you don't do it out of jealousy. 🙅🙅 Similarly, when love for a man must yield to love for a nation. I did not lift my blade for hate... but for hope. For Rome. 🌟 Was Caesar ambitious? Yes. Did he love Rome? I do not doubt it. But tell me, at what cost? Must we trade our liberty for laurels? Must we kneel beneath the shadow of one man’s greatness while the republic rots beneath him? Chat, some of you will get it some won't. ❤️‍🩹 I loved Caesar. That is my burden. That is my wound. 💔💔 Yet when he soared too high, I feared he would burn Rome with him. So I struck. Not as a traitor, but as a son of the republic. ❤️‍🩹 As one who remembered the dream of Lucius Junius Brutus, who drove out kings so we might govern ourselves. So get this straight this act was NOT born of envy. I would have Caesar live if only he had lived for Rome, not reigned over it. Clock that tea. ☠️ Like that toxic ex asking for you to be his gf and not asking can I be ur bf.. (ik the ladies hear this right, hmuuu 😏)

This is not the death of a man. This is the resurrection of a republic.💎⚖️ PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TN!

🖤 – One Who Loves Honor More Than Life

🐍 Who Are You In Recent Events?

Are you a manipulative mastermind like Cassius? 🧠 A morally-confused softboi like Brutus? 🫀 A peace keeper like Cimber? ✌️Or maybe even Caesar himself? 🩸 Take this quiz to find out your assassin archetype.👇👇

Yours Truly,

📅 Posted: March 15th

🚨 BREAKING: This is not a drill, people. JULIUS CAESAR IS DEAD.!!

Our eternal dictator-to-be walked into the Senate this morning and got absolutely SHANKED by his so-called "besties." Thirty-three stab wounds. Thirty. Three. Or maybe it was 23 really. 🤔 That’s not an assassination, that’s a group project in betrayal.

Eyewitnesses say it looked like a twisted theater production—cloaks flying, knives gleaming, blood everywhere.👀 One bystander described it as "a Real Housewives reunion if everyone had swords."💅🤳

And just when you thought the drama couldn’t get worse: BRUTUS was the final stab. BRUTUS. Mr. Moral Dilemma. Mr. “I love Rome more.” Caesar literally looked him in the eye and said, “Et tu, Brute?” before collapsing. Like… THE THEATRICS.🫣🫣 💔 Alleged Last Words: “Et tu, Brute?” 😭 Emotional Damage: Confirmed.☹️☹️

Yours Truly, The Forum Feed Staff

📅 Submitted: March 15th

So this is a new submission for the Forum today, just a photo. It's giving burn book.. 💋Anyone know what this means??👁👁

📅 Posted: March 15th

🚨 BREAKING: A follow-up on events from early morning. Against all warnings from his psychic wife and multiple supernatural signs (including a lion giving birth and ghosts in the marketplace??), Caesar has decided to go to the Senate.

👀 Sources say Decius was hyping him up like it was a frat party:

“Your blood raining down on Rome? That just means you’re powerful, bro!”😪😪 And that's all we have for now! Yours Truly, The Forum Feed Staff

📅 Posted: March 15th

🚨 BREAKING: Sources inside the Caesar household confirm that Calpurnia had a full-on meltdown last night, claiming she saw ghosts, a lion giving birth, and blood raining from the sky.😂😂🫃🏼

Caesar’s response? “Whatever, babe.” 🤦‍♂️

When asked about her visions, Calpurnia reportedly cried, “DO NOT GO TO THE SENATE.” Okay d1 crashout ! ☠️ But, in the most on-brand Caesar move ever, he allegedly said: “Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once.”

(aka. Fear is for the weak. I’m built different.)

👀 Should we start planning a memorial service now? Or will Caesar prove he’s too powerful to die?

Yours truly, The Forum Feed Staff

Comments: @ t3abruh Imagine trying to save your man’s life with some LITERAL psychic goddess intuition and he’s like ‘meh, the boys need me.’ 💩 Like girl, this doesn't just randomly happen.. 😭😭 Girl I would’ve hexed the entire senate if I could.

🚨 Anonymous Submission

What should i do...?🚨

📅 Submitted: March 15th If a serpent egg hatches, it grows into a snake. Best to crush it before it does. That’s what I keep telling myself. That’s what I have to believe...😬

Look, I love Caesar. I do. But Rome… Rome comes first. If we crown him, we chain ourselves. And that’s not a risk I can take. So tell me guys, if stopping a friend today means saving a nation tomorrow, does that make me a villain? Or just a man who does what must be done?

Maybe history will tell. #HeavyIsTheHeadThatWearsTheCrown ps. this song is SO my situation🫠

📸 SPOTTED: Brutus Looking Concerned

📅 Submitted: March 14th

🚨 BREAKING: Brutus was seen having a very intense conversation with Cassius yesterday. Sources say they were lurking in the shadows, whispering about “honor” and “Rome’s fate” like some kind of tragic poetry club.

👀 What’s the tea, Brutus? You’re usually Mr. Morals—why are you suddenly hanging out with Rome’s biggest hater?

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