i just...embarrass myself *a dignified sophisticated laugh* as a silent protest towards existence *internal screaming* and it's always voluntary and never just happens because what is that? *scoff* alright i will take your leave cause i got to go and embarrass myself furthermore. peace.

he should be besotted and willing to follow me to the end of the world cause if not then what's the point

and i would like to thank my trust issues for always staying w me. you have saved me from a lot of shitty people, you are a nuisance sometimes and give a headache all the time, but at the end of the day you only want good for me so i will ignore the nuance part and because I know you love me *gets down on one knee* *brings out a tiffany's platinum soleste cushion cut double halo engagement ring* and i for sure as hell love you...we should stay together for the rest of our lives 💍🖕🏽

I want everyone to know that @findyourmeraki is the sweetest angel on this app. she really is. I know cause I saw her wings and they are really shiny and luminescent and pearly and huge and bigger than maleficent's and fluffier than lucifer's and just straight up enticing stupefying charming just like her.