#teamantony

📅 Posted: March 16th

🚨 BREAKING: Marc Antony has gone FULL petty warlord. He teamed up with Caesar’s nephew Octavius “Baby Face Killer” Caesar and this rando guy Lepidus to wage war on Brutus & Co.

👥 Group Chat Name: “Team Vengeance” 📈 Vibe: HBO’s Succession meets Real Housewives of Rome

Antony’s opening strategy?

“We’ll cut them down like wheat. Also, let’s decide who gets what provinces based on how our armor looks.”