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📅 Posted: March 16th 🖊️ Admin Note: Last blog update

We started this blog as a little gossip scroll for senators and side-eyes. A place for leaked toga pics, back-alley drama, and passive-aggressive anonymous posts. But now?

Now the city’s on fire. Literally! 😃

After Antony’s funeral speech, the crowd snapped like Brutus’s moral compass. People tore down the benches in the Forum. Set Cassius’s house on fire. Someone even lit Caesar’s cloak on the Capitol steps like it was a sacrificial offering. The streets echo with screams of “traitor!” and “Caesar lives in our hearts!” 🥸🥸

Rome is no longer debating. Rome is reacting.

Brutus and Cassius? Gone. Fled like shadows at sunrise. Their noble act? Rewritten by blood and Antony’s silver tongue. The people want vengeance, not virtue. And honestly? Who can blame them?💁‍♀️

This blog was never supposed to be history. But here we are. Etching the fall of Rome’s republic in real time. What started as satire became a funeral dirge.

✨ Remember: – Calpurnia warned him. – Brutus “loved” him. – Antony grieved him. – And the people? They burned it all down for him.

So here it is. The last post. No more tips, no more texts, no more “spotted” in bunny slippers. Just ash and aftermath.

📜 Rome, consider yourself warned: when you stab the body, the soul speaks louder.