Speedy audiobook reader

rulette 2 is just demi and anna playing and slowly ruining sam's life with their chaos and then josh ruben in his own personal saw trap

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

Dude if you lead me into temptation instead of delivering me from evil i fucking swear bro

Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

Everyone cross your fingers that Schmigadoon's success on Broadway brings back Schmigadoon on Apple TV because we were about to get the 80s megamusical era!

I'm a sucker for a good "you think you're in one horror subgenre but it's actually a different horror subgenre". character struggling to accept that maybe demons are tormenting them suddenly finds out it's actually aliens. trope of all time tbh

ok so its a pretty good story but you know what would make it better? a liar. a character who lies. maybe two.

My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes