i CAN do this anymore

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

let me come to your house so i can keel over and die on your property without any discernable cause to make your life a little harder

and here you are

transphobic music fans be listening to he or she might be giants

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday