i CAN do this anymore

i love poison omelette

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got some kick to it i tell you what

World Heritage Post

c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

dude turn on music. any album

basically low hanging fruit is great because that means it is easy to grab and i like when things are easy

you are now famous enough to use the kiss my ass expression

Literally any show can be improved by adding more older women. Not many know this, but it’s true.

more characters with psychic powers who get migraines and seizures after they use them. i wanna see someone kill a bunch of ppl with their mind and then lay in a dark room vomiting for two days

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!