The Original Dirty Robot Fucker

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

sexuality is so dumb why does it even matter who you like no one is gonna like you back anyways

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever