I hoard pronouns like dragons hoard shiny things

I don't want a cast of healthy characters I want them all to be varying degrees of suicidal

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

the principal aim of lying is to accomplish your goal in as few lies as possible, and with the least amount of effort necessary to keep those lies going. It follows naturally that the world’s greatest liar speaks only the truth.

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺

The orb delights him