Lara and the Reblogs

where would we be without her? (the electric kettle)

The grind NEVER starts. I am sleeping.

but have you considered that the women and the fish want each other?

[id: a picture of Guillermo del Toro holding his two oscars. the image has been edited to add a speech bubble tail pointing at his mouth, so that it look like he’s saying the original post. end id]

[image description: a tweet from user @/zarawesome. It reads, “meetings should have a button you can secretly press and if everyone presses the button, the meeting suddenly ends.” End ID]

i love cheating if you don’t cheat what the hell is wrong with you

have you ever been cheated on?

i forgot some people are in relationships. to clarify i love to violate academic integrity on exams

it sucks so fucking hard that we don't have mushrooms the size of trees and shit

i cannot stress enough that i do not care if you think jennifers body had bad writing. megan fox and amanda seyfried made out AND cobra starship was on the soundtrack. is that not enough? are you not satisfied? die.

behind every girlboss is another, bigger girlboss

they call this a pyramid scheme i think

I love that natasha lyonne sounds like that. more women should sound like that.

“Among us” is a wonderful way to show the fallibility of eyewitness accounts.

“Okay students. Next we’re going to read The Crucible, but first we’re going to spend an hour playing Among Us on the school wifi.

I saw Goody Proctor vent in medbay

hey bro are you ok? we passed that sign and you didn’t even say ‘yeah i sure hope it does’

D&d Culture