when people defend the “Cis white guy is default” thing like “He’s meant to be an everyman we can all relate to and project on!” kindly remind them the largest ethnic group in the WORLD is Han Chinese and the highest gender percentage fluctuates so if you want an ACTUAL  “default” you want a 40 year old chinese person whose gender changes from year to year.  

#give us the middle-aged gender fluid Chinese protagonist that we can all relate to and project on (via @mr-and-mr-pavus)

Gonna be so honest I’ve seen this countless times and I never realized the same actor plays both parts. The Clark Kent disguise would work on me

[with barely concealed lust] what the fuck is wrong with him

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

im a protected species you fucking asshole

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

whenever you see C#m on a chord sheet you know the musician was just playing bar chords and couldn’t resist the temptation of the most annoying chord in the god damn book

so i just noticed that c sharp minor is a bit shocking to read when spelled out in shorthand

whenever you see cum on a chord sheet you know the musician was just jackin it

Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition

every sunday afternoon this gets like 4,000 additional notes

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟