[with barely concealed lust] what the fuck is wrong with him

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

im a protected species you fucking asshole

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

whenever you see C#m on a chord sheet you know the musician was just playing bar chords and couldn’t resist the temptation of the most annoying chord in the god damn book

so i just noticed that c sharp minor is a bit shocking to read when spelled out in shorthand

whenever you see cum on a chord sheet you know the musician was just jackin it

Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition

every sunday afternoon this gets like 4,000 additional notes

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

this would be such a good adaptation if you just closed your eyes and ears and also got beaten to near unconsciousness with a tire iron

I had a dream about summer snow tonight. yes it's snowing 7 months a year on my land but I wish it was all 12. I wish I lived in lands of always winter. maybe I should

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goose

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