craic ar bith

on the one hand there are many aspects of academia that should be criticized but on the other hand i’m concerned about the rise of anti-intellectualism as a tool of fascism

Hey yo what the fuck does this say in English? Because if you can’t explain in layman’s terms you’re not doing a good job of getting your point across to everyone.

hey man i think you might just be dumb

if you think someone is dumb because they don't understand the terms ‘academia’, ‘anti-intellectualism’ and ‘fascism’ then that just shows how crazy out of touch you are with the every day person, well done for showing how dumb YOU are 

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

girls don’t want boys, girls want to dance in the woods with the god dionysus and tear any man who dares to interrupt their bacchic revelry limb from limb

God theyre just so chumby

jdkfksjgkdkhkdjdjdjgldkf we’ve peaked everyone can delete now

I want to be Louise when I grow up

The writing in this show is so flawless

the “dont tell me to shut up” part has me in stitches all the time

every anti-milk post on this website only fuels my milk-drinking ways and makes me stronger. im drinking milk right now

a tragedy in two acts

..go on…….

i lead you into the barn where i live and offer you snacks and refreshments. it’s a bowl of minnows and 3 caprisun pouches

accept the capri sun, cautiously refuse the minnows

i tell you that it’s fine, leaves more for me, but you can tell im a little hurt. we watch cutthroat kitchen in silence, i seem to be attempting to drink my caprisun through my gas mask, but im failing miserably. you say nothing.

i say nothing

at one point i go into a shed and bring out more caprisun pouches and a single triscuit for you

Thanks

youre welcome

I’m at a wealthy middle-aged christmas party with my best friend a woman came up to me and said “you have to try the gouda” and I said “is it firm?” and she said “yes I wouldn’t have anything less” and we both threw our heads back and laughed and I’m still not sure why