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@ofcoliver
âOliver isnât that obscure of a name. I just canât help quoting Shakespeare whenever given an opportunity. â
âDo you do that at home in bed? Because if you do, I would be the rest of my flat ass that Crosby smacks you for it.â
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Text: Nell-O
Oliver: I have to change the time for our lesson today
Oliver: would that be alright with you?
âI was quoting a good friend of mine. I like to call him Billy. Billy Shakespeare.â
âI think thatâs where people get confused with my name sometimes. I wasnât named after a Shakespeare character. I was actually named after my grandfather.â
@nellynottherapper: @olivandort If your blind dog was able to locate the slippers, don't you think they probably smelled pretty bad?
@olivandort: @nellynottherapper he located them because the cat sleeps on them
âi thank you, truly, for your kindness. Dear Oliver. O, sweet Oliver. O, brave Oliver!â
âYou used my name far too many times for my own comfort.â
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@olivandort: the blind dog learned that he likes slippers. I guess I need new slippers.
@olivandort: My beautiful Momma came up from Ohio last night to visit with the boys, Addie and I. I always love seeing this womanâs smile âĽ
âIâm beyond ready to get back to work, but if my neighbors continue to keep me awake at night with this shit, someone will get socked.â
âI take it they have a super healthy sex life?â
âHow very kind. â
âYou bet your ass itâs kind.â
plot points
⍠Ba Dum Tss - Back in high school, Oliver let himself fall in love with the idea of making a band. He worked endlessly and effortlessly to try and get his friends together, only to fail miserably due to lack of peers. Now, as an adult, Oliver has met your character and together they are putting up fliers and advertising to get a group together in the hopes of playing local shows. Ft. Christian
⍠Mr. Hollandâs Opus - What most people donât know is that Oliver is a very talented pianist. At a young age, his parents signed him up for every and any music lesson they could find. Voice, guitar, drumsâyou name it, he can do it. However, while he tries to put his band together and on his down time from working at the book store, Oliver teaches your character piano among other things. He doesnât do it for the extra money, he does it simply because he loves it, and he hopes that your character will love it too. Ft. Nelson
⍠Cry Baby - Due to his low tolerance for people, Oliver often finds complainers to be rather annoying. There is one repeat customer that comes into the bookstore that is particularly bothersome towards him, and he doesnât quite know why. He has tried to like your character on multiple occasions simply to be polite, but he just canât bring himself to get to that point quite yet. OPEN
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âOh fuck off, mate. Canât we just settle on the fact that weâre both hung like horses and our little ladies are incredibly lucky?â
âI suppose I can make a small truce.â
@olivandort: Finally got that haircut...
what is your fondest memory with your children?
This changes from day to day because theyâre always doing something to amaze me. But the most recent one is by far going on top of the list. The other day, I was bringing the boys to the park and I had my music playing---and we all can safely assume that I donât listen to flowery shit. Anyway, Jason suddenly screams âDADDY! UP!â from the back, and I turned just in time to watch them both headbang in unison. It was phenomenal.Â
âActually the opposite. Iâm incredibly gifted and donât want little boys like yourself to get jealous. â
âDo you practice that speech in the mirror to make yourself feel better?â
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âShe better not have any naked pictures of me in there. Not that I donât look excellent, but I donât think the world can handle that. â
âSo what youâre saying is: you have a small penis and you donât want the world knowing because they would run in terror?â
âSo not too rare.â
âNot as bad as you probably thought it was.â
