Smidgens of Internet

LONG SWORD GLOCK BAT TASER

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN MY FRIENDSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! ♥♥♥

Are they on a date

This is the mist motivational and inspiring thing I’ve seen all goddamn week

This is incredible.

Gays!! Wake up!!

GAYS

HSHDJDJ

Dont avada kedavra the messenger

THIS IS LITERALLY UNHhhh

@mifengdianying

[texts back three years later] haha not much what about you

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

once i get sexy im done with this funny shit no more jokes no more personality just sexy

straight people ARE stinky

wig!

Good post.

Donald Duck finally gets some goddamn recognition around here.

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

Omgggg the sounds.