What Be a Face, but an Elaborate Façade?

Some of y’all didn’t experience being called a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck and it shows

*Kirby inhalation noise*

some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows

some of yall never have to deal with the constant doubt in your own ability to be loved to the point where you get second hand embarrassment at the idea of someone being in love with you and finding you attractive because you’ve been diagnosed with ugly and cringy your whole life and it really shows

He's got it ALL!

ABSOLUTE U N I T

I LOVE YOU BONE BONE!!!

i may be a fucking idiot but at least i can understand donald duck

O God, let me write with the authority and the panache of a self-assured male fantasy novelist with a very specific fetish 

Frenzy is blue, Rumble is head

*straight person voice* not that there’s anything wrong with that

i wish i could understand why carlisle let his entire family sit around rotting in a high school while they could VERY EASILY have been combing the ocean floor and picking up trash?? like u are indestructible. pull some avengers shit when the sun goes down. i think forks will survive without u

So I’m re-watching FMA:B and it’s enragingly good because they just went HAM on the foreshadowing, so I’m seeing news stuff this time around like the fact that every time Roy talks about his intent to become the fuhrer and later, his intent to avenge Hughes, he either closes or covers his eyes :)

i first saw FMA:b in goddanm 2009 and here is is a whloe-ass decade later and I am just now realizing that this is a pun on BLIND AMBITION.

i love how hobbits are canonically so good at hiding in plain sight that they’re basically cryptids to anyone in middle-earth outside of the shire and bree

my personal theory is that anyone passing through nearby who doesn’t know better sees hobbit tracks on the dirt roads and assumes from the size of the footprints that the area must be inhabited by creatures of matching stature, and just gives the whole place a wide berth

hold up a second

BIGFOOT

sneaky hobbitses