GeroniNoooo!!!

Studies showed that DARE literally increased drug use

My DARE officer was arrested for possession with intent to distribute.

in elementary school the DARE officer mentioned that you shouldnt sniff sharpies or white-out and everyone in the back two rows immediately took out their sharpies and liquid white-out to see if they would get high DURING THE DARE PRESENTATION

Keeping a cat indoors for their whole life is just sad honestly

Not as sad as what happens when they’re allowed outside bud

Listen: if you cannot be bothered to properly enrich an animal who sleeps eighteen (18) hours a day and takes delight in such simple items as crumpled paper, a piece of string, and a box, you shouldn't have animals whatsoever. Keep your cat inside where it won't die a horrible death at a third of its natural lifespan after decimating the local small wildlife population.

remember when people on here back in 2k12 would regularly hit post limit and have a special side blog they switched over to when their main one got throttled for the day? did they remove post limit or did we all just grow up and stop talking so fucking much?

ohhhh baby the covid vax is hitting and im shaking and sweating like a sick hog

i can reclaim slurs for sick little victorian boys now

i feel like i just walked past jesus in a hot topic

my favorite thing in the muppet show is when jim did an impressive puppetry trick but was clearly worried the audience wouldnt notice so he had kermit just directly point it out

he was probably right to do so though because every time i see kermit drink milk or blow out a candle i dont think twice about it like yeah hes kermit he can do that

One time I was in Argentina and I was so tired of trying to speak Spanish because I’m not very good at it lmao so I broke into exasperated English and the retail seller girl quickly understood me and engaged me in conversation. We talked for a while, she introduced me to a makeup brand, and then I decided to buy it. While she was packaging the purchase, she asked me if I were from the US or perhaps the UK and I just said “oh no I’m Brazilian hahah” and she looked me straight in the eyes and said, in clear Portuguese, “I’m Brazilian too”

When my dad went to China on a work trip, his Mandarin speaking wasn’t great but his listening was fine (his first language is Cantonese) and he encountered a German guy who had moved to China to work. My dad knew how to speak German because he studied it in university (but wasn’t great when it came to listening to new vocab he hadn’t studied before), and the German guy knew Mandarin because he lived and worked in China, so they had a conversation where my dad spoke to the German guy in German and the guy responded in Mandarin. I’m sure it confused a lot of their coworkers who just saw the Asian guy speaking German and the white guy speaking Mandarin.

Some years ago, I worked for a manufacturing company that had a service depot in China.  One of the engineers from the main office here in the US spent most of his time at the depot.  The problem was that he didn’t speak *any* of the various Chinese languages, and no one at the depot spoke any English. They all, however, spoke Spanish.

Seven years later, the whole concept of Steve and Bucky is just absolutely wild to me. they were like here have some Achilles and Patroclus parallels, only instead of dying for real they find each other again 70 years later. OH and one has been brainwashed to kill the other, but his lover breaks through to him by refusing to kill him and saying something that the brainwashed one said to him in his youth that happens to sound an AWFUL LOT like marriage vows. a dumb superhero movie accidentally created the most intense tragic love story I’ve ever seen and I’ll be mad about it for the rest of my life

True himbo representation

i need to make it clear in case people don’t know this - this man is a straight up actual practicing Doctor

He what?

DR HIMBO???

No one’s saying this so I guess I’ve gotta: no more shirtless scenes for men if the actors gotta starve himself. Its just as bad as woman being forced to lose weight for a needless sex scene/photoshoot what have you. If it endangers the health of the individual it should not be encouraged.

Fuck steroids. Fuck filming fasts. Fuck dropping water weight to get the shot.

Nope. No cgi abs either. You will look at real healthy shirtless bodies of nourished, hydrated people, and you will like it.

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”