the everyday junk

if anyone finds out when this permanent feeling of fear goes away please let me know

Me & the other drivers were really impressed when you swerved around all of us at high speeds & got to the red light before anyone else

Omg I am laying here in bed thinking about getting up and having some cheese lol

Ah yes, the Aborvid (abortion corvid)

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

Thank you everyone for another great turnout to the january-february mass depressive episode

The numbers are in and it’s looking like there’s a classic silver lining magically occurring alongside this recent increase in sunlight bob

holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd

they beat jesus with that

certified iconic post

Wheezing at this so hard

SIR THATS A MANFROTTO HOW DARE

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)