Everything the Light Touches

god the mighty nein would fucking thrive in the feywild. they refuse to give out their real names. behind a fake name is another fake name. they use disguise self constantly. they refuse to take anything at face value and do 21 investigation checks and 15 insight checks beforehand. they have a designated poison tester (beau). if someone tells them anything they double check it with a library and even ask the gods if it's true. jester tricked a hag with a two week old cupcake. artagan never brought the nein to the feywild not just because he doesn't want to go back there, but because he knew every person in the feywild would fucking hate the nein immediately solely for the fact that they couldn't trick them.

Even if a fey managed to trick them and get them to plan something based on false information, these people have never followed a plan in their life. They would spend four hours meticulously plotting an infiltration of the trickster fey’s target of choice, then halfway there get distracted by a horse that was slightly too big and end up on the other side of fairy solving the problem of Grass That Makes You Bigger.