-incoherent yelling-

one of the most comforting constants on this website is when a long-running show comes to an end and all the people who gaslit themselves to the point of psychosis over a ship that would never be canon go apeshit

for sale: makorra bottles, never popped

picture a guy abruptly seeing a friend he hasn’t seen in about a year & saying “pinch me, i must be dreaming!” followed by someone actually pinching him like a little joke & this causing him to wake up on a hellish magma-covered field of volcanic rock being constantly struck by meteorites

[Image Description: Realistic line drawings of several members of Cervidae, the deer, and several Coleoptera beetles of the stage variety. BUT the deer have beetle mandibles where their horns should be and the beetles have antlers on top of their little heads. Most of them look perfectly OK with the swap.]

knock knock

who's there

deez

deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise

When maids and concubines do murders in historical dramas I don’t think that’s a crime. They should be allowed to do that

never forget your number one audience is yourself. if you're not having fun, then what's the point?

somebody should start an organization that pairs people just getting into a piece of media with someone who's already a fan and has watched/read/played the whole thing. many times now i've started playing a game or watching a show and thought "man, i really want to see fanart and jokes but i don't want to see spoilers by scrolling through the tag william nilliam". many times now i've thought "man, i really enjoyed that story and i want to experience it again through the eyes of someone seeing it for the first time". do you see my vision

saturdays last for about 7 hours and sundays last for about 3 and a half. use this time wisely before you’re swept back into the consecutive weekdays that are all 37 hours each

i think people should be required to read up on fandom history of censorship and why ao3 was founded in order to use ao3. too many people going "ao3 shouldn't allow certain things!" nowadays.