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can’t focus on work. can only think of that one lesbian poem about chivalry

@frauggiethecreature

Mary Magdalene washing Christ's feet

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

oscar i know times are tough right now but no matter what happens do not cut your hair. it'll only make it worse

you met me at a very “every day looks the same and i don’t even notice the passage of time anymore” time in my life

truly some people have no genre savviness whatsoever. A girl came back from the dead the other day and fresh out of the grave she laughed and laughed and lay down on the grass nearby to watch the sky, dirt still under her nails. I asked her if she’s sad about anything and she asked me why she should be. I asked her if she’s perhaps worried she’s a shadow of who she used to be and she said that if she is a shadow she is a joyous one, and anyway whoever she was she is her, now, and that’s enough. I inquired about revenge, about unfinished business, about what had filled her with the incessant need to claw her way out from beneath but she just said she’s here to live. I told her about ghosts, about zombies, tried to explain to her how her options lie between horror and tragedy but she just said if those are the stories meant for her then she’ll make another one. I said “isn’t it terribly lonely how in your triumph over death nobody was here to greet you?” and she just looked at me funny and said “what do you mean? The whole world was here, waiting”. Some people, I tell you.

being mutuals is like we’ve never talked but i saw your vent post and do you want me to kill that person for you. still won’t talk to you tho bc that is scary sorry. love you

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

i no longer fear aging, im just gonna get sexier so

DJ dubcon hopes everyone in the club is having a good time tonight but he’s not going to check