girl on the screen

sorry for being(remembers this is my blog and i don’t have to apologize for talking about anything) Extrememly Sexy. And Cool.

sometimes i see an opinion i disagree with, and from a combination of wanting to keep up appearances, avoid flak, and cut to the heart of the issue, i draft a series of increasingly abstract responses, eventually culminating in typing out "falsehoods aren't true", which, in a perfect act of autofellatio, deletes itself

"I'm so normal about this" good for you. I'm so perverted and predatory about it

Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you

if you are my mutual i need you to be on some bullshit i dont understand

can they hire me for grill the grid where my job is to stand off camera and call the drivers stupid every time they make it obvious they never graduated high school

so what are people going to do when everyone stops writing rpf because some of you can’t follow the most simple, basic rules of fandom etiquette, and keep it IN fandom? what are you going to do when nobody is creating for you anymore? is that how far it’s going to have to be taken? you have to realise that when it comes to rpf, they are REAL PEOPLE. it’s not cute or funny to alert those people to fiction written about them, especially when we as authors specifically request that you don’t. this is absolutely the sort of thing that will kill rpf fandoms for good.

to you he's a sex object to me he's a chronically ill white dog