Low effort Souleatober 2021 Day 1-10;

One of the first things she taught me was to respond like this when someone’s looking for something, so like “où sont mes clés?” (where are my keys?) “dans ton cul” (in your ass), which can then be followed up with “comme ma bite” (like my dick)

Fast forward 8 years and Nausicaa comes to visit London from Lyon with her boyfriend, who I’ve never met before, and at one point he says “ou est mon tabac?” (where’s my tobacco?), and of course I say “dans ton cul”, and the boyfriend looks at me like “what the fuck English person” and then when the follow up of “comme ma bite” comes, he laughs so hard I think he’s gonna break a rib, and Nausicaa is just there with this shit eating grin and is like “I taught them that” 

Clark: I told you. Save everyone and get home safely.

“area woman thanking her lucky stars that batman and superman fell out on the same day she was due to go to boss’ niece’s bat mitzvah”

“arkham guard astonished by trip to iron heights, only now learning what locks are for”

“area man pretty sure he should be making more than $60k a year if his boss has 10 billion dollars to waste on robotic exosuit”

“grown man who dresses in halloween costume every night thinks clown his biggest problem”

“disappointed child realizes Booster Gold at birthday party the real one, not just a guy in a costume”

“Earth totally not a tax haven, say Green Lantern Corps as they assign eighth lantern to same planet”

Clark wrote all of these, you can’t change my mind.

Howl and Sophie <3

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Last April my removed sister was killed & her mother gained custody of her son. Two nights ago she passed as well, leaving her 2 year old grandson and 16 year old daughter, as well as her husband and both of my older sisters with funeral expenses as well as the remaining expenses from last year's tragedy.

My older sisters need help raising money to pay for both of these as well as ensuring safe arrangements for their little sister and nephew. Absolutely anything helps at this point so thank you for reading.