Who Came Here for Organization Anyway

i love when fantasy novels are about 35 year olds…why is everyone in books 20 or 16 all the time

(defensively) 35 is one of the most normal ages to be

I think that Shen Yuan should eventually go into mommy autopilot where he’s spent so much time taking care of his kids disciples, that his eyes just glaze over with the automatic response. If someone’s upset, he pets their head -> hugs them -> kisses their forehead -> does deep breaths with them. If someone is giving him a gift he praises the gift -> praises them-> pets their head. So on and so forth. He originally only did this for his youngest students, but eventually the older students made it know they want the same things and how can he deny them? Shen Qingqiu is not an especially tall man, some of his students towering over him. This is all fine and dandy, accept for when he’s had a long day, his martial siblings accost him, and he fails to recognize them as his peers. So far he has accidentally patted Liu Qingge’s hair, called Yue Qingyuan a “very sweet boy”, and given Qi Qingqi a hug. No one has recovered. Especially not Binghe. 

The Forbidden Knowledge

This bitch gone lmao

Ooh a no-note post. Ima embed myself in history again

Transphobia exists??? That's not news! Get back to me when you have pictures of Spider-Man!

This is what Willem Defoe was writing on his detective pad

red mackerel tabby with low white spotting

She sang at a frequency only she could hear

yessss queen give us nothing!

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

huh. so i just found out "Torment Nexus" was invented for that one specific meme. i genuinely thought it was from an Orson Scott Welles novel. my ignorance is an unending source of surprise and delight

um. Orson Wells. H.G. Scott Welles. H. George Orson Orwell. Philip Bradbury. stop making me keep track of white men names

the names of classic sci-fi authors appear to have amalgamated into a nexus of some kind. one that is tormenting you, perhaps.