im so howdy

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

bigs my eyes

bigs my eyes at you

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

non sequitur ? uhhh ,i hope to be having a lot of seq uit her actually

i appear to have infected 14k people with the phrase "sniling so sneetly". it makes me grin. snile, even. perhaps sneetly

i was playing overclown earlier and there were like 2 jesters guarding the jokepoint and we had three fucking booboos on our team that wouldnt switch to something useful like a bozo or a bongo and right as we were capturing the first point this goddamn kookoo used his clown car ultimate and won them the match. terrible game

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

Can you say something about fat people that doesn’t involve the phrase “tummy squish” or any variants thereof. Quickly

I know a couple fat guys and they're good electricians

@sapphic-longing oh my god