im so howdy

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

Just got a new knight! I sure hope his unwavering loyalty, mindless devotion, and tendency to kneel before me to kiss the palm of my hand before he commits atrocities in my name doesn't awaken anything in me.

anyone else absolutely guzzling the shit out of some wadder? a fucking boddle of wadder?

it is so crazy that we all liked overwatch

its like the dancing plague that happened in alsace in 1518. throngs of people danced uncontrollably for weeks on end and after it was over everyone was like “well that was stupid. why did we even do that”

prehistoric people make me cry so easily it is not even funny. and i don't mean it as a some kind of hyperbole okay i mean like straight up red-faced weeping when i think about bad dürrenberg burial

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

That and the monkey barrrsssss

blue-haired liberal sounds like the name of a delicate endangered species of bird