This is the droid you're looking for.

Two bears doing a high five in front of an explosion.

This is why I keep a little dirt under my pillow.

all art is pixel art if you zoom in enough..

bro forgot traditional mediums exist

you’re just not zooming in enough

can't 'zoom in' in physical space

yes you can

you’re just not trying hard enough

Electron microscopes

Bitches love cannons!

ok this is a poignant visual metaphor tho

This is your reminder that if life keeps throwing you lemons you are not morally obligated to make lemonade from them. You can duck, or catch them in a trash can, or get a baseball bat and slam those fuckers into the stratosphere.

Why Do You Need To Do This

STOP THIS.

Judy there are limits

@lifeisdetermination

@princessdawnauroreon

congratulations! you’re now a pirate. your seventh most recent emoji is the symbol on your flag. mine is ™️

🥳

Shoots you in the clit with a nerf dart

When you drink a hot beverage and you feel the heat spilling and blooming in your chest… There is nothing like it!

This is Pokémon NPC dialogue

Coffee Drinker Gus would like to battle.