TheDoozza

I’M SO PROUD OF THEM OMFG :’) 💗

Someone needs to make a monster fucker and furry scale where the Monster Fucker side is the plant from Little Shop of Horrors and the Furry side is the tigers from zootopia

Thank you

OASKRJJSJSJENE THIS IS A LOT BETTER

where do the angry birds land?

if you get off on angry birds then you land in hell

theres more to this joke than most people may understand

FALSE I believe Kurt Browning was the first to do a backflip on ice. Check it out.

I fucking hate game night with the engineering graduates

Don’t get me started on Poker Night with the math students. 

Monopoly with business majors is the fucking worst

Scrabble with english majors is a nightmare.

i can’t believe those weren’t puns

Don’t forget Pictionary with Art Students.

Words against humanity with sociologist and poli sci students is horrifying

PLAY CLUE WITH INVESTIGATIVE LAW MAJORS AND THEN COME TALK TO ME

BEST POST ON TUMBLR.

Operation with a surgeon…

On the other hand, Rock Band with the music majors is beautiful.

This is what it feels like to be a camp councillor.

put this in the fucking moma, the louvre, the guggenheim, the whitney, and the motherfucking prado

I NEVER NOTICED YOU COULD READ THIS WHOLE THING WITH THE BEAT OF THE SONG

Honestly I love ironically ugly clothes. Like. Hideous in a special way. If it’s not inherently hideous I’ll match it until it is.

Me, walking off a bus in a leather sports bra, body harness, mesh shirt, holographic skirt, over the knee striped socks, wedged high tops, and a cat purse: I am a beacon of sin and I Am Here!

im offended that yr trying to pass this off as ugly

This is fucking fantastic thank you!!

I’d really like to see what a water color tattoo looks like after a few years, though.

Ya know, I wanna get mad at forced memes by corporations in an attempt to act “hip”, but I feel Olive Garden is the one place that is perfectly allowed to use this one

Finally.

It’s almost as if Hugh Hefner was projecting a force-field that protected creepy famous men, and with his death they were suddenly exposed.

I prefer the “Carrie Fisher is doing her good work from beyond the grave” hypothesis, but hey.  You do you.

Why do you think those two phenomena are mutually exclusive

The concept that Carrie Fisher murdered Hugh Hefner from beyond the veil  is actually pretty goddamn satisfying now that you mention it.

Quest added

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

@balonelybuttswing

YES THIS IS GREAT!

That's how I want to go.